Take Your Family on a
Jewish GUILT TRIP
Laugh together, argue over nothing, and reconnect.
The rules are simple: Each round, the judge reads a prompt from The Guiltifier. Everyone else plays a card from their hand that best fits the prompt. The judge picks the winner. Whoever earns the most points wins the game.
Ugh, Reviews from The Kiddush Club
"One star. This is stupid. Whoever made this should get a real job. NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!!!! I'll stick to learning with my Rabbi after Yom Kippur services, thank you very much."
"Wow. Dr. Rabinowitz from the country club said his family loves this. You know him? A great doctor. I was looking for a Hannukah gift for my grandchildren in Israel and they don't speak English so I thought this would be a good introduction. I'm very proud of them though, I kvell like the mothers of the creators of this game probably do over their kinder."
"Good, but not as good as the time I tripped acid with my Alpha Epsilon Phi sisters at the Coachella Seder. I guess fun for a pregame."
"I'm always looking for ways to widen the tent. What's more Jewish than laughing about our shared identity? Like it says in Kabbalah, you have to first touch yourself to touch others. This game touched me."
Click a member of the tribe to read their uncalled for comments
Many Ways to Get Guilted
With more than 18 ways to play, Family Guilt will keep you busy for more hours than you studied for the SATs.
You sit down with your family. Aunt Linda grabs her phone (of course) and declares she’s the first Judge. She goes to the online Guiltifier. A prompt pops up: “What is this person most likely to yell out in a moment of utter frustration?”
Aunt Linda smirks. “This one’s Grandpa Harold.”
Everyone throws in a card that captures Grandpa Harold’s most unhinged moment. Aunt Linda reads them out—some rude, some disturbingly accurate—and picks the winner.
Whoever gets the most guilt points wins. Or loses. Depends how your family works.
Rotate Judges. New name. New prompt. More judgment.
Want to spice things up? Act out the cards. Make your own prompts. Whisper your answers like you’re lighting the Hanukkah candles. There’s no wrong way to guilt your family, just make sure Aunt Linda approves.
As fun as Birthright
Ok we get it, those 10 days changed your life. But have you ever laughed so hard at your mother's Shabbat table that you coughed up some cholent? We can't promise that (for liability purposes), but we can promise a chuckle.
Family Guilt, Dry Chicken Edition was made by members of The Tribe who were permanently scarred by their Jewish parents. If you had a helicopter parent who wished you were a lawyer, this could be the game for you.