The Guiltifier
Each round, generate a new prompt below for the judge to read aloud.
Judge - announce any person, at the table or not, and read aloud:
What is this person most likely to exclaim when the rabbi asks, “So, what’s your line of work?”
What is this person most likely to mumble at their ten-year college reunion?
What is this person most likely to hiss during the annual “what do you do” family Zoom?
What is this person most likely to moan while filing taxes with their Jewish accountant?
What is this person most likely to sigh when they bump into a law-school classmate at the deli?
What is this person most likely to murmur at the Federation board meeting?
What is this person most likely to exclaim at the kosher deli lunch counter?
What is this person most likely to sigh in the sukkah-building workshop?
What is this person most likely to whisper at the mourning shiva house?
What is this person most likely to groan at the Jewish law panel discussion?
What is this person most likely to murmur at the kosher certification audit?
What is this person most likely to shout at the Jewish wedding-planning meeting?
What is this person most likely to whisper on a Jewish genealogy society call?
What is this person most likely to mutter at the aliyah desk of the Jewish Family Service?
What is this person most likely to hiss when touring the Jewish museum?
What is this person most likely to murmur while meeting their Jewish financial planner?
What is this person most likely to sigh at the kosher butcher counter?
What is this person most likely to mumble in the Mohel’s living room?
What is this person most likely to whisper during Hebrew ulpan class?
What is this person most likely to groan at the mikvah renovation meeting?
What is this person most likely to shout at the Jewish nonprofit fundraiser?
What is this person most likely to hiss at the kosher caterer’s tasting?
What is this person most likely to exclaim at the JCC job fair?
What is this person most likely to announce at a Bat Mitzvah tutoring session?
What is this person most likely to mutter at the Jewish day-school open house?
What is this person most likely to sigh in the rabbi’s study hall?
What is this person most likely to whisper during shiur at the synagogue?
What is this person most likely to moan while setting up the sukkah every year?
What is this person most likely to groan while visiting a Jewish mechanic?
What is this person most likely to mumble at their Jewish lawyer’s office?
What is this person most likely to groan while volunteering at the synagogue bake sale?
What is this person most likely to whisper while washing hands before hamotzi?
What is this person most likely to exclaim while joining the protest chant?
What is this person most likely to whisper into the megaphone at the rally?
What is this person most likely to yell when the wine runs out at the community potluck?
What is this person most likely to mumble as they cut the challah at Shabbat?
What is this person most likely to grumble while passing out flyers for the demo?
What is this person most likely to mutter while holding their sign in the march?
What is this person most likely to sigh while watching the fireworks on Yom Ha’atzmaut?
What is this person most likely to shout at the Jews for Palestine demonstration?
What is this person most likely to whisper at the national candle-lighting?
What is this person most likely to chant at the outdoor Yom Ha’atzmaut concert?
What is this person most likely to cheer at the Yom Ha’atzmaut parade?
What is this person most likely to whisper during Torah study at Chabad?
What is this person most likely to groan while sampling kugel at the seder?
What is this person most likely to yell in the middle of a Friday-night service?
What is this person most likely to murmur while lighting candles at Chabad?
What is this person most likely to moan while tallying pledge totals?
What is this person most likely to announce during the fundraising toast?
What is this person most likely to shout at the auction podium?
What is this person most likely to whisper in the VIP donor room?
What is this person most likely to mutter while stuffing envelopes for the charity drive?
What is this person most likely to say as they over-tip at the fundraiser gala?
What is this person most likely to hiss while making latkes?
What is this person most likely to sigh when the brisket’s gone?
What is this person most likely to whisper at the kosher deli counter?
What is this person most likely to mumble at the first bite of gefilte fish?
What is this person most likely to pen as a prayer-note at the Western Wall?
What is this person most likely to groan in the synagogue board meeting?
What is this person most likely to remark on Passover cleaning day?
What is this person most likely to belt out during the challah-braiding demo?
What is this person most likely to broadcast at the community Purim spiel?
What is this person most likely to joke at the kosher wine tasting?
What is this person most likely to send as a GIF during the Chanukah gelt exchange?
What is this person most likely to whisper in the babysitting room downstairs?
What is this person most likely to shout at a matzah-baking workshop?
What is this person most likely to pin on the community bulletin board?
What is this person most likely to announce at the synagogue auction?
What is this person most likely to quip at the Hebrew-school parents’ meeting?
What is this person most likely to stage-whisper at a weekday minyan?
What is this person most likely to announce at the synagogue security briefing?
What is this person most likely to crack at the Hanukkah latke station?
What is this person most likely to moan while packing for summer camp at the JCC?
What is this person most likely to sniff and whisper at a headstone unveiling?
What is this person most likely to cough out during a funeral eulogy?
What is this person most likely to share in the Friday-night minyan group chat?
What is this person most likely to hiss during Havdalah?
What is this person most likely to mutter at the Purim carnival?
What is this person most likely to remark while washing hands for challah?
What is this person most likely to sneak into their child’s Hebrew-school speech?
What is this person most likely to shout over soup at the break-fast?
What is this person most likely to mouth during the Torah aliyah?
What is this person most likely to post as their Yom Kippur status?
What is this person most likely to grumble in line at the kosher butcher?
What is this person most likely to giggle and whisper during Megillah reading?
What is this person most likely to record as part of a DIY Haggadah?
What is this person most likely to let slip during Kol Nidre services?
What is this person most likely to wave across the shul lobby to Grandma?
What is this person most likely to post as a meme on the community Facebook board?
What is this person most likely to sigh while ordering a bagel at the deli?
What is this person most likely to declare at the Bar Mitzvah luncheon?
What is this person most likely to announce from the bimah at synagogue?
What is this person most likely to shout at the hora during a wedding?
What is this person most likely to grumble at the kiddush table?
What is this person most likely to whisper while lighting Shabbat candles?
What is this person most likely to text in the family WhatsApp at 3 AM?
What is this person most likely to sob at the conclusion of the shiva?
What is this person most likely to murmur during the bris ceremony?
What is this person most likely to cough out in synagogue?
What is this person most likely to blurt out in the middle of the Passover Seder?
Next Prompt
All other players pick the card they think best fits the prompt and places it face down on the table. When all players have selected their card, the judge shuffles them, reads each aloud, and picks a winner. The winner gets a point, first 10 wins!